Storm

touch_of_grey @ 2005-08-30T20:23:00

2005-08-31T17:16:08Z

20 people you know in no particular order (i mean it-RANDOMLY!! )

1. kenny
2. maya
3. erica
4. chelsea
5. alex fumelli
6. leslie
7. dan lo
8. sherrie
9. doctor james
10. ms. gubing
11. benberg
12. dustin
13. ian wolo
14. adam
15. storm
16. zac
17. matt cons
18. rose
19. matt weinberg
20. ben e.

How did you meet ..13? i believe it was some kind of porn audition...fortunately we both got the part!!!

What would you feel if you never met ..5? straight!!!

What do you honestly think of ..10? shes one hottt mama!!!

Would or did 19 and 8 go out? no.

Have you ever liked ..3? we're madly in love, thank you very much!!!

If ..1 died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need them to know? you still owe me $10 from that baseball game!

Would ..2 and ..11 make a good couple? only time will tell!

Do you think ..12 is hot? well duh...he looks like me!!!

Would ..1 and ..17 make a lovely couple? i dont think kenny is jewish enough..but who knows!?!

What do you think when you see ..8. two words: water bed!

Tell me something humiliating about ..11. HE NEVER WON THE SMS HONOR SOCIETY ELECTION!!! CHEATER!!!

Do you know any of ..6's family members? what a loverly fam!

What's ..20's favorite color(s)? aqua, i believe.

On a scale of 1-10 how cute is ..14? about a deuce..deuce and a half!

What would you do if ..4 just professed their undying love for you? <3

What language does ..19 speak? the language of looooooooove (and chubakan)!!!

Who is ..16 going out with? as far as i know, no one at the moment

Is 9 a boy or a girl? not sure...he did after all graduate from smith college!

Would..18 and ..5 make a good couple? i'its crossed my mind many a time!!!

What grade is ..17 in? soph at MIT!

What is ..3's favorite band? she loves loves loves the beach boys!!

Would you ever date ..6? good boys dont kiss and tell!!

What is ..20s last name? eisenkopf

What is ..5's middle name? james!

What is ..10's fantasy? troilism with storm and alex (dont even bother looking that up, moron)

Would 14 and 19 make a good couple? ehhhh. i want him all to myself!! (youll have to guess which one!)

What school does ..16 go to? fodham

What school does 1 go to? miami

Where does 9 live? hes quite the nomad..from the OC to NY to IL to MA!

Would you make out with 13? well hellooooooooo!!!

Are 5 and 6 best friends? fo shizzle! i wouldnt say best, but theyre very tight!

Does 7 like 20? fo sho.

How did you meet 15? porn shop (again)...toys section!!

Is 12 older than you? YUP!! 7 minutes to be exact!!!

Is 2 the sexiest person alive? took the words right out of my mouth!

Bow Chicka Wow Wow!!!

2005-04-25T18:25:20Z

Well, it’s been a while since we last updated, and we know what you guys are wondering…The answer, of course, is “Yes, and plenty of it.”

But enough about our sex lives. Look at all the other fun things we’re doing in college!

Thus far, Storm “Mr. Sexy” Liebling has seen Bob Dylan, Guster, NW alumnus Zach Braff, and comedian Dane Cook. Soon, he’ll be seeing Ben Folds, Dave Matthews, and Jerry Seinfeld. He also had the pleasure of once meeting Richard “the Dick” Gephardt, and they formed a special bond on the basis of their sharing the exact same nickname.

For your viewing pleasure, here’s the actual snippet of conversation between SL and ZB that you’ve all been anticipating so intently:

SL: “Hey, Zach – I’m a huge fan of yours!”
ZB: “Thanks, Dude. I really appreciate that.”
SL: “No problem. I loved your movie.”
ZB: “Cool.”
SL: “Cool.”
ZB: “Okay bye!”

As for Alex “Haricots Verts” Fumelli, he’s set his pair of hungry eyes on Mr. Cook, comedian Carlos Alazraqui, Colin Powell, Al Gore, Chelsea Rudman, Brendan Price, John Kerry, and the Washington Nationals’ very first home game. Coming up next on his Calendar of Hot are Guster, Chris Matthews, and Storm Liebling.

Hey, look at this photo! Doesn’t Alex look like he’s having fun?!

http://www.hotpics.com/nudes/alexfumelli.jpg

Now, even though we don’t give a shit about anyone at home anymore, we’re really looking forward to the summer! Here are our top ten reasons why:

10. My gonorrhea is getting bad…I should probably go see a doctor.
9. Can’t wait to see Satya in a toga.
8. The toilets at the Nissequogue Volunteer Fire Department won’t scrub themselves!
7. Looking forward to camping alongside Sherrie again. And by alongside, I mean on top of.
6. Certain people with an IQ of 154 can’t wait to learn how to drive.
5. Getting that anal wart removed will be a pain in my ass…but a much-needed one.
4. $30 an article plus ten bucks an hour! Suck it, The Hoya!
3. Losing my virginity to Mrs. Kelley – whoops, did I say that out loud?
2. Skinny dipping in the Sound will hopefully do wonders for my gonorrhea (see #10).
1. Two words: Ian. Woloschin.

Au revoir, tout le monde!

touch_of_grey @ 2004-12-11T09:49:00

2004-12-11T14:50:55Z

<alexfumelli3 <andrewdavidjacober3 <crossfire3 <georgetown3

touch_of_grey @ 2004-11-03T13:28:00

2004-11-03T19:30:52Z

i salute you president bush...four more years indeed!!!

Keyes Liebling '24

take that LEMN

2004-08-13T17:49:03Z

NYYBen91: wwhat's lemn
Irababoon1: lemn is an acronym for:
Irababoon1: linsday, eden, maya, nicole
Irababoon1: its their "gang"
NYYBen91: lol
Irababoon1: but they really just hang out
NYYBen91: kinda corny

touch_of_grey @ 2004-08-03T19:20:00

2004-08-03T23:20:56Z

Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!

COKE or PEPSI?

2004-07-23T16:33:35Z

it has come to my attention that people do not know their basic cocacola-pepsi facts. Take a look:

COCACOLA: PEPSI:
cocacola pepsi
sprite sierra mist
dr. pepper mountain dew code red
barqs mug
dasani aquafina
fanta mountain dew
nestea lipton/brisk
sunkist slice
*STARBUCKS*
canada dry

which product do you like more: coke or pepsi?

<3 Nicole Smith

2004-07-21T00:41:52Z

Tonight, the Cinqs Mignons rubbed elbows with the best of Hollywood and the best of France.

The day began with a trip to the famed Musee Grevin, and everyone was there! Storm, Dustin, Alex, and Dan got to hang out with stars like Elton John, Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Bush, the ever-blind Ray Charles, and the Pope. Also attending the high-profile party were Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi, and Jean-Paul Sartre (eat your heart out, Nicole Smith)!

But that was far from being the whole ball of wax on the fifth and final full day of the Cinqs Mignons’ European tour. Their next stop was the Palace of Versailles, constructed to house the opulence of egocentric French kings and the home of a billiards hall that puts its Smithtown counterpart to shame.

The train rides back and forth consisted of games of GHOST and discussions of whether or not words like “xylophoning,” “daddy,” and “octavian” (“possessing octopus-like qualities,” says Dan) actually exist. Naturally, Alex and Maya came away with the win, despite various groundless complaints from Dustin.

For lunch, the team headed for a nearby café, and the confusing bathrooms – which included a separate (unisex?) urinal and a locked men’s stall – led to an embarrassing confrontation in which a waitress caught Maya helping Dan into the women’s stall.

Of course, a day in Paris is hardly a day without some form of volatile confrontation with the French, and a shopping trip for souvenirs saw countless pushy restaurant owners trying to force us into their lairs. Most notable was the question of a Middle-Eastern restaurateur, whose question of “Do you speak English?” was met simultaneously with a “No!” from Dan and a “Yes!” from Dustin.

“Go away!” said the confused man. “We will!” said Dustin. And the two parties parted ways.

But that was hardly the only confrontation of the day. Early on, in a discussion of the Metro’s strange tendency to nearly always serve the opposite platform first, Dan and Dustin engaged in a heated debate over the merits of “partial credit” in comparing trains’ arrival times. Not only did Alex and Storm laugh at them, but a French woman and a Hispanic male joined in as well.

Later on, Dan got some form of redemption for yesterday’s Asian eye-poking “incident,” when he accidentally let his Orangina bottle slip through the cracks of a church fence and went all the way around (about half a block, mind you) to save himself from God’s littering punishment. Dustin and Storm insisted that he didn’t have to, so long as the religious building wasn’t a Jewish synagogue.

To close the Mignons’ final evening was a candlelight dinner between Notre Dame and the Sorbonne, during which the group discussed everything from graduation philosophies to Ben Weinberg.

We leave for home tomorrow; it has been a truly wonderful trip, and Maya’s willingness to let four boys squeeze into her small, once-clean Paris apartment has changed all our lives for the better. Vive la France! See you next year! To the next step!

Signing off, Les Cinqs Mignons.

<3 paris

2004-07-19T23:58:12Z

We began this day by waking up at the crack of 11:00 (Maya woke up at 7:00 to study the sore buns … I mean, Sorbonne). We met the Grande-Fumellis at a café outside of Le Louvre. Over some refreshing Coca’s and Café Cremes, we reminisced over days gone by. Grandpapa-Fumelli is a lot like Papa-Fumelli, who is a lot like Alex Fumelli, who is a lot like Alex Fumelli Jr., who is due in approximately eight months and twenty-nine days by that kind Parisian woman from Pigalle.

We went to Galeries Lafayette, the pinnacle of aristocratic French shopping. There we learned Weinberg, unbeknownst to all of us back home, actually has his own European women’s clothing line (though judging from the -40% sale, it’s not doing well).

Storm almost bought a pair of Puma© sneakers, and Alex also almost bought something he found…

Le Louvre. We spent most of the time looking at priceless porn. We enjoyed the Sleeping Hermaphrodite, and even saw a sculpture of the same subject. Venus de Milo, Winged Victory – we’d tap it (Maya would too). And Mona Lisa smiled (at Alex).

Do you guys remember the time, about twenty years ago, when that fourteen year old Frenchie stayed with the Lieblings? Well, he’s back … and he took us out to dinner. The food was notably deliche, a window into the heart of France. Pleasant conversations ensued, and Bruno taught us what life is really like in France. He told us that the fondest memory of the Liebling household was a magnet of a girl reaching down a boy’s pants and asking, “Where’s the beef?” Afterwards, Bruno took us to the Virgin Megastore on Champs-Elysees and helped the boys pick out French Pop c.d.’s (Dustin chose the pink one).

On the way back home, Dan poked an Asian man in the eye. He cried. Alex and Storm laughed. Dan felt really bad.

And speaking of boners:

honhonhon

2004-07-19T11:02:55Z

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! Alex’s ears DID, in fact, pop at the top of La Tour Eiffel (or, for the late person, the Eiffel Tower).

The day began with a tremendous BANGZOOM! “So, where’d all of the toilet paper go?” inquired Storm, with shifty eyes. A single thought came into Maya’s head – “Uh-oh!” Two weeks prior to the arrival of the men, Alex jokingly asked Maya is he should bring any toilet paper. Maya reassured him that although it may be pink, there will be plenty of it. She was wrong. Unfortunately the Sovereign Nation of France does not sell poopy-paper on account of the complete and total shutdown of all commercial enterprises on Sundays.

Without the freedom to go poopy, the team set out for a trip down le metro which left us in front of the Catacombs...oh the Catacombs. Most of you are reading this and wondering two things: “What is a Catacomb?” and “Why is Storm so hot?” The answer to both questions can be found in the following picture:

Now, this probably leaves you with another question – “Are those real?” Yes, and so are the skulls. Bones from seven million dead Parisians form the walls of the Catacombs. Many date back to the period of the French Revolution. Small bones, large bones, small bones connected to the large bones. Even bones with bullet holes!

Our next stop was Musee d’Orsay. Storm <33333 van Gogh, and Whistler’s mother’s a M.I.L.F.

Along the way, we managed to pick up some femmes from the San Francisco Bay area (they were only mildly violent). We helped them find the best subway route to the Eiffel Tower, and together we climbed Paris’ tower of love.

<3 Paris.

Hey, look at this!!!

...just a lil' bit

2004-07-18T10:40:22Z

A wild, crazy, and respectful day.

Maya studiously went to class in the morning, Dan's luggage arrived by personal charter taxi, Dustin and Storm slept, and Alex cried after failing to find Chocapic at the local marche. A visit to the Sorbonne, Foucault's Pendulum, Crepes a GoGo, and Notre Dame de Paris followed. We then watched street performers in front of the Pompidou center. Maya was brusquely asked to spread her legs. When she refused, the street performer clubbed her twice. Then Storm, who the street performer had mistaken as Maya's boyfriend, was clubbed over the head as well. To cool off, we paid a visit to the Arc de Triomphe.

Then the adventure started.

The plan was to go to the sidewalk by Sacre Coeur in Montmartre to write the names of the Cinq Mingnons and their respective lovers. For those of you who aren't in the know:
Maya and Alex the Greek
Alex the Fumelli and Marla the LISEF Girl
Storm and Ashley Jaekle
Dustin and Dr. J
Dan and "Text Message Buddy"
We even had the time to send Sherrie a nudy postcard.

At the bottom of Sacre Coeur, the guys were were trying to get a picture of Angry Maya. She tried to force it, and it didn't come out so well. But then opportunity came to our door! A disgruntled, English-speaking and Sean John-wearing black man approached Storm and tried to offer him some shitty piece of yarn craft. Maya, who is well-educated in the art of stupid black men trying to sell shit to American tourists, let the gentleman know that the Cinq Mignons were not interested in buying his crap. She suddenly became the innocent target of his hostilities. Said hostilities included such phrases as "I respect you, but fuck you. You don't respect me because I'm black but I was respecting you. Fuck you. You're 17 years old. I respect them. Respect. Fuck you. Respect fuck."

We were just as lost as you are.

We enjoyed the view some more, and as we realized all of Paris was being covered in rain, we, along with hundreds of other tourists on the great lawn, found shelter/sanctuary inside the Basilica Sacre Coeur.

A magnificent dinner in Montparnasse finished off the evening. Although we do admit, our appetites were slightly spoiled by a brother and sister who were busy sucking face (and lap napkin) at the next table over.

ooh la la...pont neuf!!!

2004-07-16T22:44:19Z

Bonsoir!

Today we arrived in Paris. While Storm saved the flight attendant’s job by magnificently catching a fumbled cup, Dan was half an hour late to the designated meeting point because Paris lost his baggage. Dustin, Storm, and Alex spent the time looking for people that looked like you. Dustin tried using his near-perfect French accent to kindly purchase a ticket on the RER (Paris’ LIRR knockoff) – “Un billet a Paris, s’il vous plait!” The Frenchie kindly replied “Seven eighty-five.” Honestly, how did he know?

The RER was taken into the city, and time was burnt wandering around with our suitcases and at riverside cafes talking to a waiter who assumed we wanted a croissant. He was wrong... oh so wrong. On the plus, we talk so well they think we’re slow Canadians.

We’ve come to the conclusion that there’s nothing to do in this city.

All we do is spend the time loitering.

After the fire-dancing and breakdancing street performances got dull, we walked home along the river. Suddenly, six police motorcycles drove past us. Ooh-la-la! A police motorcycle brigade!

…WRONG!

For 10 minutes, all four lanes of the street were filled up with rollerbladers. And more rollerbladers. Guy rollerbladers. Girl rollerbladers. Guy rollerbladers dressed as girl rollerbladers. One rollerblading cop even gave us the universal “gnarly” sign. Anyways, they kept on coming and coming for 10 minutes, and we were terrified.

Anyways, time for some sleeps, cause we have a long day of continued nothing ahead of us tomorrow! Au revoir, tout le monde!

touch_of_grey @ 2004-07-07T13:53:00

2004-07-07T17:55:48Z

"On Friday, September 14, 2001, President Bush visited Ground Zero. Standing on a crushed and burned fire engine atop the smoldering pile at Ground Zero, he put his arm around a retired firefighter who had volunteered to help, and began speaking to the crowd. Rescue workers shouted that they could not hear him. Someone handed him a small American flag and bullhorn. The President spontaneously shouted: "I can hear you. The rest of the world hears you. And the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon." The crowd roared with cheers and chants of "USA! USA! USA!" Then he raised that American flag and rallied a nation."
...how can you honestly say that bush does not care about america?

go here to do some research about your president:
http://www.angelfire.com/ok/funwithunclejim/bush.html

Go Big-Ten Wild Cats!!!

2004-04-26T02:32:57Z

9/14/2004 - New Student Orientation begins, Fall Quarter
9/22/2004 - Classes for Fall Quarter begin
1/3/2005 - Classes for Winter Quarter begin
3/29/2005 - Classes for Spring Quarter begin
6/4/2005(june)- Last day of classes for Spring Quarter 6/6/2005 - Spring Quarter examinations begin
6/10/2005 - Spring Quarter examinations end

which means that the people who end classes in may (most of you) have a whole month to visit me in chicago!!!

Try your best!

2004-04-26T02:20:15Z

Post a memory of me in the comments. It can be anything you want.
Then- post this to your journal and see what people remember of you.

Have you seen this boy [insert picture of kenny here]!?!

2004-04-17T16:43:11Z

He's OK!!!

Take that!!!

2004-04-12T05:31:33Z

Poor kid. You're a total disaster. A fat peacock
lookin thing... try Betsy Johnson and Slim
Fast.

Which UGLY PROM DRESS are YOU?
brought to you by Quizilla

i wouldnt have it any other way!!!

2004-04-04T16:07:33Z

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

New York
You're competative, you like to take it straight to the fight. You gotta have it all or die trying.

IS THAT MY BLANKET!?!

2004-03-28T23:31:03Z

.............NO!

anyways, philly was phantastic!!! i had a really good time. between the midgets, awkward boy, getting shot at WAWA, the homeless blanket-stealer, and the wrestler guy...id say this vaca was pretty successful!!! back to endless amounts of homework. nights!!!

touch_of_grey @ 2004-03-09T14:35:00

2004-03-09T19:37:45Z

i dont know why...but everytime i listen to the song CRUSH by dave matthews...i get chills!!!
is there a song that give makes you feel the same way?

i knew it!!!

2004-02-25T23:43:55Z

Pirates of the Caribbean!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla

thanks dizana

2004-02-23T23:03:32Z

ARE YOU A CHILD OF THE NINETIES? *** THE ONES YOU REMEMBER/CAN/DID

***Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock
***G.I. Joe
***Are You Afraid of the Dark?
***Secret World of Alex Mack
***Nightmare Before Christmas
Welcome Freshman
Space Cases
***Roundhouse
***The Muppet Show
***Muppet Babies
***Eureka's Castle
***Salute Your Shorts
***Legends of the Hidden Temple...actually watched it the other day
You Can't Do That On Television
***G.U.T.S.
***What Would You Do?
***Double Dare
***Rocko's Modern Life
***All That
***Ren and Stimpy
***Clarissa Explains It All
The Torklesons
***Pete and Pete
***Stick Stickley Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963, NYC, NY State, 10108
***Goodburger
Angry Beavers
***Sponge Bob
***Hey Arnold!
***AAH! Real Monsters
***Tiny Toons
***Animaniacs
***Pinky and the Brain
***The Babysitter's Club
Underdog
***Kablam!
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry
Dumbo's Circus
Ocean Girl
***Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
***Dunkaroos
***SNICK
Koala Yummies
***Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
***Nick Magazine
***The Goonies
***Ernest Movies
Radio Flyer
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland
Homeward Bound
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
***Milo and Otis
Neverending Story
***Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
***The Lion King
Labyrinth
***101 Dalmations
***The Secret Garden
Pete's Dragon
***Hocus Pocus
Secret of Roan Inish
***Land Before Time
***Dinosaurs
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH
***Gummi Bears
***Care Bears
A Little Princess
***My Little Pony
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
***Candyland
***Sorry!
***Trouble
***Don't Wake Daddy!
***Mousetrap
***Jenga
Don't Break the Ice
***Hungry Hungry Hippos
***Cooties
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Sky Dancers
***Polly Pocket (back when she was pocket-sized)
***Hypercolor T-Shirts
***Lite Brite
***Scrunchies
***Side Ponytails
Stirrup Pants
***Jellies
Saddle Shoes
***Barbies
***Beanie Babies
***Tamagotchies
***Yo-Yos
***duncans!!
Choose Your Own Adventure
***Pogs...brought them into school the other day
***Goosebumps
Magic Attic Club
American Girl
Island of the Blue Dolphin
***Saved By The Bell
***Full House...i actually know john stamos
***Step By Step...did u know that cody got arrested for abusing his wife?!?
***TGIF on ABC
***Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
***Boy Meets World
***Clueless
***Mork and Mindy
***Simpsons
***Flipper
***Eerie Indiana
***Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Ghostwriter
***Growing Pains
Family Ties
***Titanic
Felix The Cat: The Movie
***Jonathan Taylor Thomas
***Home Improvement
***Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me
***Kenan and Kel
***Hanson...actually listened to MMMBop the other day...and liked it!!!
***Inspector Gadget
***Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
***Power Rangers
***Hot Wheels
***Creepy Crawlers
***Easy Bake Oven
Flower Making Kits
Weinerville
***Wild and Crazy Kids
***Playdough McDonald's Sets
***Animorphs
Rainbow Fish
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Bailey School Kids
***Wayside School
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
***Boxcar Kids
***Ramona Quimby
Amber Brown
***Roald Dahl
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact

well ill be...

2004-02-12T22:39:22Z

my, how the tables have turned!...

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU FEB 12, 2004 11:45:28 ET XXXXX

CAMPAIGN DRAMA ROCKS DEMOCRATS: KERRY FIGHTS OFF MEDIA PROBE OF RECENT ALLEGED INFIDELITY, RIVALS PREDICT RUIN

**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

A frantic behind-the-scenes drama is unfolding around Sen. John Kerry and his quest to lockup the Democratic nomination for president, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.

MORE

A close friend of the woman first approached a reporter late last year claiming fantastic stories -- stories that now threaten to turn the race for the presidency on its head!

In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: "Kerry will implode over an intern issue." [Three reporters in attendance confirm Clark made the startling comments.]

The Kerry commotion is why Howard Dean has turned increasingly aggressive against Kerry in recent days, and is the key reason why Dean reversed his decision to drop out of the race after Wisconsin, top campaign sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

Developing...

...i just felt like writing...

2004-02-12T03:58:43Z

"The swirling waters of emotions lost brushed past me like a river of sorrow. As I looked into the chasm, I understood. I was face to face with the food of my childhood, as merely several hours evaporated like a man's journey from infant to man. I stood back, astonished, as the shades of puce and ochre enveloped my senses and sucked me into a world of depth and richness like I had never witnessed before. This was the mystery of the circle, the twine of humanity that sears the skin and tightens so that the masses may see just what they truly share. Enlightenment, they said -- but for me, it was nothing more than taking a crap."

"FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" William Wallace

2004-01-23T18:30:03Z

free, free at last!